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Reblog With an Irrational Fear

lets-go-lesbos:

jesscaasqueaks:

cremebrulaid:

minorfour:

smalltownbear:

myrevengewillbeartistic:

d3ardani3l:

topfuckinglovesicecream:

gdragonn:

sayschwette:

hottaemz:

trimmtrabbs:

escalators

stickers

rubbing the palm of my hand on carpet

my own pulse :/ 

alarms

fur suits. 

frogs

parking garages/tunnels

Wet bread.

Cuticles - particularly chipped up/dry cuticles. 

lightning, feet, dentist

crustaceans…

Lobster eggs. Look it up. Scariest thing ever.

(Source: crudemattr)

Posted 1 week ago
marielmarasigan:

Reblog if you had no idea mooses were this big.
reblog if you had no idea no one knows the plural form of moose
reblog if meese
Meese if reblog if meeses moose mice moose
mooseblog if mices mooses meese mouse.
Moose.

marielmarasigan:

Reblog if you had no idea mooses were this big.

reblog if you had no idea no one knows the plural form of moose

reblog if meese

Meese if reblog if meeses moose mice moose

mooseblog if mices mooses meese mouse.

Moose.

Posted 1 week ago
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Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
Anonymous asked

Dammit, my only message in weeks would be spam. =/

Posted 1 week ago
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When people offer to buy me food..

chaystar:

(Source: lifeisajoyride)

Posted 1 week ago

boisandgrrls:

navi-the-xenocide:

liemaster-coyote:

The first and last mentions of Severus Snape.

I pretty much clung to my boyfriend’s arm and sobbed when Harry watched Snape’s memories.

OMG I KNOW RIGHT?

God… so fucking heartbreaking.

:(

(Source: crestas)

Posted 1 week ago
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Since when did getting into bed, which means turning off the lights that I need in order to read, getting on your laptop, and drumming the beats of rasta songs count as going to sleep?

I think you just told me a lie, sir. I am thoroughly ticked off.

Posted 1 week ago
If only my Oliver was the kitten from Oliver and Company.

If only my Oliver was the kitten from Oliver and Company.

(Source: raisedbymoose)